The Wall Street Journal recently announced its new men's fashion section with this ad. I love it! Do's and Don'ts for Men. Never wear short pants with no socks - you'll never compete.
I've always enjoyed the Do's and Don'ts page at the back of Glamour magazine, with real people looking bad and their eyes blacked out for anonymity. It'd be fun to see such a display for men, who in real life are more likely to be wearing baggy shorts, stained T-shirts and flip-flops on un-pedicured feet. These men could even be found on the streets of New York City!